Mark Twain Quotes - Top Ten Tuesday

1. “If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.”
   ― Mark Twain


2. “Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.”
   ― Mark Twain


3. “The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.”
   ― Mark Twain


4. “Classic' - a book which people praise and don't read.”
   ― Mark Twain


5. “Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.”
   ― Mark Twain


6. “The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.”
   ― Mark Twain


7. “Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.”
   ― Mark Twain


8. “Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.”
   ― Mark Twain


9. “A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.”
   ― Mark Twain


10. “Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.”
    ― Mark Twain

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